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fat.... Brian Lockyer. He likes writng acting and direting movies and he certainly like watching them!

Brother.... Mark Lynch. Likes doing that shit too but likes nachoes more than any of it!

Our Radio show starts this friday on CHMR from 12-2 a.m. we'll play any songs you want if you wanna leave a reqeust here on the board or you can call us at 737-7935. but remember we can't play top 40 hits. thank you the show is called Fat Time!
Movies that kick ass and ones that suck ass!
(Fat's point of view)..... 1)The Art Of War.....This Movie is fantastic. It's very cool, interesting and suspenceful. This is Wesley Snipes 2nd best film behind Blade of course but he really hits the mark as a secret agent.

2)Hollow Man.....
Cool. but dumb as hell man. the movie's effects were damn cool but the plot and idea is damn stupid.

3)Space cowboys..... Very good funny movie. These four old guys still have what it takes and they show it in a big way. Clint Eastwood's a good director as well my friends.
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(Brothers P.O.V)..... 1)The Art Of War..... Kick ass movie with great affects and if the critics don't like it cause it's not a stupid ass sophisticated film They can shove it up there asses.

2)Hollow Man.....effects were cool. but the movie had some stupid mistakes I mean were was Kevin Bacon. God! and the cheese on the nachoes was not spicy enough!

3)Space Cowboys..... Brother thought that the film was funny and had dramctic twists from great dramatic actors. Nachoes were perfect this time.

FAT!
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Clothes thats good and not so good!
all the following suck..... FUBU, Tommy Hilfiger(nice but a waste of money) mecca, ecko, and the worst of all Stiches clothes.
the following is good..... value village, Gap(sale rack) Jogging pants/suits, HorseCat wear and of course Hawaian shirts.


Our Hit list
10) Destinies Child
9) Christina Aguilara
8) Stupid ass kids in the back of the herald
7) Susan from Survivor
6) Mono
5) Eminem
4) T.V psycic bitches
3) Old man from the enquirer t.v show
2) Maggie Casella (E-news daily)
1) Writers from full house!


Top 10 Actors!

10) Russell Crowe
9) Bruce Cambell
7) Kevin Spacey
6) Tom Sizemore
5) Al Pacino
4) Mel Gibson
3) Tom Hanks
2) Will Smith
1)Jim Carrey




HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!!



Top Ten Phrases Muttered By Torbaymen
10) bwoa bwoa
9) gettin loaded er wha?
8) goin to da ridge?
7) don't blow a hole in er
6) save me a draw of dat
5) got a light?
4) whats in dat buddy?
3) gettin loaded again er wha?
2) wanna fight buddy?
1) drive er like ya hates er

I am Mexican
I Am Jose~ Mexican By: Brain Lockyer
I am Canadian.....Mexican Style

Oala!
I don't live in a hut or eat nachos.
I don't make ponchos and I don't know Enrique, Paco or Juana from Mexico.
I speak Spanish not Mexican .
It's pronounced Jose, not Josie, Jose.
I can't sew anything on my backpack because I can't afford the thread.
A chihuaua is a proud and noble animal.
A sombrero is a hat and a Burrito is supper, we are 81st biggest country in the world and the worst part of North America.
I am JOSE and I AM MEXICAN!!!!!.


Music that is Good, Music that is shit
Eminem eats cack. We both absolutly hate this "so called" man. he is horrible and quite frankly should be locked up for being such and ass.
MADONNA SUCKS ASS, YOU'RE CAREER IS OVER!!!!! QUIT!!!!!
Weezer is da shiat and they have a new album coming out this january which I know will be great because Rivers cuomo (lead singer) is losing his mind and hasn't left the recording studios in monthes to makes the album the best it can be.
also R.E.M Kicks ass and always have! As does Queen!

TEENY BOPPERS MUNCH DOG SHIT. we hate them all!



Hot Girls that ain't stupid stuck up hood rat hoes!
10) Ashley Judd
9) Halle Berry
8) Drew Barrymore
7) Jennifer anniston
6) Rachel Perry
5) Faith Hill
4) Jenna elfman
3) Coleen From Survivor
2) Wynona Rider
1) Suzanne Thompson Of Course


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